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K-pop star apologises to angry fans for having a boyfriend (news.sky.com)

submitted 8 months ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world -5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Strippers that don't strip as much and they sing.

Understand now?

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, that makes even less sense.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world -2 points 8 months ago

Ok imagine you are a hetrosexual male who is unlucky at love and for not that much money you can see attractive young women dance around a stage not wearing much clothing and afterwards you go online and see pictures of those attractive women doing every day stuff without males in the pictures. Allowing you to have a fantasy where you are with her just chilling at a cafe. And of course she is smiling in every picture because she is happy to see you and spend time with you.

Makes sense now? Yeah it is sad but yeah I get it.