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What will happen or be said during the state of the union address (hexbear.net)
submitted 10 months ago by Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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It's lathe time baby lets-fucking-go

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

A ceasefire protestor stands up and starts chanting, Biden rips a fart but the strain causes his eyes to explode a gusher of blood that lands directly on the protestor and it's like xenomorph acid and it burns them alive. He then says he loves ice cream and his wife, Commander Biden.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lol, god I hope his eyeball does that thing again.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

how cool would it be if both of them did that?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

like xenomorph acid and it burns them alive.

Not like a horny toad.

his eyes to explode a gusher of blood that lands directly on the protestor

Sort of like a horny toad. Seriously.

How Do Horned Lizards Shoot Blood from Their Eyes? | Wonderopolis

As a last resort, horned lizards may use one final defense mechanism that's particularly effective against predators like bobcats, wolves, and coyotes. They shoot blood from their eye sockets! This usually frightens predators enough to make them flee. Fortunately for humans, horned lizards rarely shoot blood at people.