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[–] thisismyrealname@hexbear.net 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

bioengineer a fungus that can digest plastic and seed the Pacific with it

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is a good one because the most likely outcome of this is that the fungus spreads to all plastics, not just the waste in the ocean, and soon your household items are getting eaten.

[–] thisismyrealname@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

may a hundred thousand mcmansions rot

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

this is cool until you realize humans have a non negligible amount of plastic in their lungs and will get some sort of crazy fungal disease in the lung as a result