Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Gamer RGB piss jugs (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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What are gamers known for? Racism and urinating in bottles.

We take advantage of the untapped market of the latter and add RGB to milk jugs and charge 40x the price.

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[–] CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Strap on catheters is the way to go. Install some fiber optic rgb lighting down the length of the tube, add some flow sensors and wifi, then you'll be printing money.

We could have a stats page with gallons peed, accuracy, and time spent peeing.

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A little bit of home assistant and you can have your mom's bedroom lights flash when the bag needs emptying.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -3 points 8 months ago

Just feed the piss tube into the Mountain Dew bottle.

Fully sustainable loop.