This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.
The usual rules apply:
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Be nice to each other
!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
You're thinking too small. Piss jugs aren't for real gamers, as it still requires them to look away from the monitor.
Strap on catheters is the way to go. Install some fiber optic rgb lighting down the length of the tube, add some flow sensors and wifi, then you'll be printing money.
V2 can detect the level of mountain dew and automatically Uber order more when it drops below 50%.
I have more ideas available upon signing a 25% profit sharing agreement.
Strap on catheters is the way to go. Install some fiber optic rgb lighting down the length of the tube, add some flow sensors and wifi, then you'll be printing money.
We could have a stats page with gallons peed, accuracy, and time spent peeing.
A little bit of home assistant and you can have your mom's bedroom lights flash when the bag needs emptying.
Just feed the piss tube into the Mountain Dew bottle.
Fully sustainable loop.
You are thinking too small!
What about the semen???
Easy, smart socks. We partner with smart wool to make wifi enabled socks. With embedded dirt and/or protein sensors, they'll notify you when you need to do laundry.
endurance racing catheters. they're basically condoms with a tube.
you're welcome.
Yeah we use similar in dry suits when scuba diving, that's basically what I had in mind.
Eh you’re in the ocean already just piss like a fish.
In a wet suit sure, peeing in a dry suit is... less than ideal
Still sounds like you’re trying to sell a hygiene product to gamers. Don’t get your hopes up.
RGB diapers. Subscription for "kawaii mommy maid diaper changing" service is an additional $35.000 annually.
Put one of those restaurant buzzers on it to remind gamers to go every X minutes, connect it to their drinking bottle wirelessly via Bluetooth, then sell it as a solution to kidney stones while gaming.
Replace the water bottle with some syrupy piss like mountain dew, sell it to them for 30 years and then charge them for treating their failing organs. $$$