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[–] t_var_s@lemmy.ml 43 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Not a scientist, but that don’t look too scientific.

[–] kadu@lemmy.world 90 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Biologist here. Can confirm, that's exactly how it happens. No need to look into plant physiology textbooks.

I repeat: do not look for plant physiology textbooks. Do. Not. Please. Please while you can. Do not.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wondering if you say this in order to protect others from the pain/horror of learning it, or to protect some deep conspiratory secret. Maybe I'll just open a textbook and find out...

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's been half an hour and we haven't heard back. We can only assume the worst ...

[–] ekky@sopuli.xyz 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Rest in pieces, NeatNi, you'll be forever remembered for your bravery.

[–] NessD@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What is the worst that could happen. Will also try itttttttarghhgg I'M DYING🖐️

[–] variants@possumpat.io 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

All in all, just another leaf on the wall

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

But is it because NeatNit is too happy to even remember to come back or is it because he's gone for good?

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 7 months ago

Fucker trying to trick us into learning shit by making it taboo.

[–] NattyNatty2x4@beehaw.org 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm an engineer and it's within the margin of safety