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submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know; the Bible has some pretty gross stuff in it. Maybe not reading it is a good thing.

*observes behaviour of modern non-Bible-reading Christians

*changes mind

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

Found a pot leaf someone pressed in the family bible we inherited when Ms. Bunnys mom died.

That was a good laugh