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submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It absolutely fucks with my ability to get hard but also makes me horny af. Its a nightmare

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

MACDUFF
Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed
That you do lie so late?

PORTER
Faith, sir, we were carousing till the second cock, and drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things.

MACDUFF
What three things does drink especially provoke?

PORTER
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery. It makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him and disheartens him; makes him stand to and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

MACDUFF
I believe drink gave thee the lie last night.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Im really tired and read Macduff as Macbeth so for a second there i felt like i missed and integral part of the story

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Damn, sorry to hear that. Might be worth talking to your doctor about switching to another ADHD med, might have better luck with side effects.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I have tried quite a few and while some of them dont affect me in this way they usually havs a worse side effect. Like obliterating my ability to eat. Ill take what i can get and have sex after it wears off lol