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Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond (www.theonion.com)
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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah they sure like to beat dead horses.

Austin Power, Johnny English and Get Smart would fall under good enough to watch.

The rest is studio executives wanting some of that cake.

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Top Secret is Val Kilmer’s best film. Fight me.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s Tombstone and you know it!

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tombstone would be better with more skeet surfing.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 8 months ago

And underwater saloon fights.