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Boeing Employees Explain Why They Refuse To Fly In Boeing Aircraft (www.theonion.com)

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In this article, The Onion brings you testimonials from various Boeing staff at all levels of operation.

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[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Boeing’s reputation has suffered serious damage following several high-profile equipment failures, including a door panel detaching during an Alaska Airlines flight.

I wasn't sure if this bit was real or not, but this actually happened. Holy shit.

[–] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

First time online since January? :)

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Where ya been, buddy?