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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago

And, if the villain were played by esteemed character actress Margot Martindale...

It'll never happen, because they'd just have to pack up the Academy of Motion Pictures and go home, because it'd be all downhill after that film.