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U.S. Military Doing All It Can to Save Civilians in Gaza From Weapons It Sent to Israel (reductress.com)

submitted 9 months ago by stinerman@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Not the Onion, but still great satire.

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh hey, I've seen this at a factory before. Sometimes you have to create your own problems if you want that overtime.

New theory, the military industrial complex is officially late on child support.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Theory? Will Smith joked about $500 hammers in Independence Day 25 years ago; the government giveaway to grifting military industrial corps is 50+ years old and one of the reasons why the right would never dismantle the federal state.

[–] DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

I think it was the writer for ian malcom's character's dad, not will smith