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Trump Frantically Digging Holes Around Mar-A-Lago In Hopes Of Striking $454 Million In Oil (www.theonion.com)
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[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Eric's probably in a hardware store buying a shovel right now

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He probably owns several for burying all those dead hookers

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, he's creepy enough that he probably ate them.

By "them" I meant the hookers. Not the shovels, that'd be weird.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

He eats the hookers by shoveling them into his mouth