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Trump Frantically Digging Holes Around Mar-A-Lago In Hopes Of Striking $454 Million In Oil
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Anyone who thinks he'd do this himself gives him too much credit
I think he's just got a horrible golf swing.
Eric's probably in a hardware store buying a shovel right now
I dunno, he's creepy enough that he probably ate them.
By "them" I meant the hookers. Not the shovels, that'd be weird.
His soft, pasty hands have never held a shovel.