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[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Anyone who thinks he'd do this himself gives him too much credit

[–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

I think he's just got a horrible golf swing.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eric's probably in a hardware store buying a shovel right now

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago

His soft, pasty hands have never held a shovel.