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Trump Frantically Digging Holes Around Mar-A-Lago In Hopes Of Striking $454 Million In Oil (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just saw a headline saying truth social is about to go public and make Trump billions.

[โ€“] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Perhaps, but not in time.