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[-] drail@fedia.io 43 points 3 months ago

I pitched this exact idea to my fiancé a few days ago (and have no clue why it came up). she didn't think it was a good idea, but now I can tell her that it was good enough to patent.

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Don't knock the Vomitron until you've tried at least one birth in it

[-] drail@fedia.io 9 points 3 months ago

Helps with pregnancy nausea AND child birth! Just flip the seat direction and you are ready to expectorate whatever you want out!

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago

Which is good news for her, too, since in this case you can't just build it yourself

[-] drail@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago

She and I don't want to make kids, so it isn't immediately applicable anyway. That being said, I am an experimental nuclear and particle physics PhD student, so I am at least 85% sure that I could convince my boss that we need a medium size centrifuge in the lab and make some... adjustments... upon completion.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

If you really don't want to have kids, sure! This sounds like a good plan

[-] drail@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

We (maybe) want kids, she just doesn't want to ever be pregnant, so adoption is our route if anything.

This would be the worst of both worlds: A pregnancy that we don't even get one of the little shits from! She'll have to deal though, science demands that we try it at least once.