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Man Not Sure What More He Must Do To Make Women He Flashes Love Him (www.theonion.com)
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[–] seahorse@midwest.social 9 points 9 months ago

I'm sure that's what his pick up artist guru coach tells him all the time. This is the new sigma male dating strategy.