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submitted 9 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You have to be able to handle some rejection if you are going to find the one. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 9 points 9 months ago

I'm sure that's what his pick up artist guru coach tells him all the time. This is the new sigma male dating strategy.