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The man can't help himself (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’ll have to try that.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called?

“Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…

Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded.

Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off…

Hot piss smells fuckin awful…

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

what would pissing in the humidifier be called?

“Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…

"Freshen the air"? "Make it rain"? "Steam it up"?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Golden vapours.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Perfect.