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Gamedev is Easy (programming.dev)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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var game = new Game()
  .EnableMultiplayer()
  .EnableSpatialAudio()
  .SetPerformance(Game.Performance.HIGH)
  .ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix)
  .GetWishlists(7000);

game.Release();

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[–] asterfield@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

This code is going to make me have a stroke. What language is this? Why does the game object have an internal bug tracker implementation? Does the game force itself into wishlists? If yes, why stop at 7000?

I know I shouldn’t get so mad at a random internet joke but this one makes me twitchy.