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Man who loudly demanded chocolate eggs have ‘Easter’ written on the box didn’t go to church again this year (newsthump.com)
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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sounds like Portland. We had some dude from Texas over here brandishing a revolver. Cops arrested him and went out for beers.