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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is that stuff similar or the same as vegimite? I've had vegimite. Hated it.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yes supposed to be similar. Ideally you're supposed to put just a small, barely there smear over butter on toast. Too much it's bad. This is second hand because I've not had the...pleasure.

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes, this is spot on. So many Aussies introduce unsuspecting tasters to napalm levels of Vegemite that it turns people off for life. It's like, "Hey champ, let me spread this cube of beef bouillon on your toast; you're gonna love it." Marmite has more of a yeasty flavor and, for the record, Promite beats them all hands down.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, use about as much as you would use salt on something. It's basically flavored salt.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah heap it on, and some coon cheese too cant beat it

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I feel like I'm walking into a trap even though I'm fairly well traveled. What is "coon cheese?"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you milk a raccoon and then process that lovely raccoon milk into cheese 🤷

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's just what a viking hippie would say.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yep! We are indeed famous for our Bandit Brie and our Scavenger Sardo. Our Trash Tapas aren't half bad either.

[–] CopernicusQwark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's a brand name of cheese that is ubiquitous in Australia. They recently rebranded to "Cheer" due to the racist connotations of their former name.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

From some reviews Ive seen, they taste wildly different. Same idea, behind the product though. From what Ive heard, vegemite has a more vegetal taste, while marmite has a more yeasty/bready taste like a dark ale.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

They also have a completely different consistency. Spreading vegemite is very similar to butter, marmite is thick and syrupy and drips everywhere and makes a mess. I prefer vegemite.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I might actually like marmite then. As long as it's not super, super salty like I remember the Vegemite being. Though, to be fair to Vegemite, I tried it way back when I was still in the cub scouts (not even bou scouts yet) so it might just have been offensive to my undeveloped taste buds.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Perhaps. I know even some native Aussies dont care for Vegemite either.

I havent had either, so I can only go off of what Ive read. But Id be down to try it, given the chance. I think Vegemite might be great as an umami kick in stews and things, like bullion base.

[–] theatomictruth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Marmite is actually saltier

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

all yeast extracts are the same to varying degrees.

it's an acquired taste, which is shorthand for it's rubbish but you get used to it