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O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit (www.theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 85 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is how I learned he died. Appropriate.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

Didn't you read the article? The. Coffin don't fit!

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At least you didn't learn it from the fucking memes like I did.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

I dunno, memes are an alright way to find out. I took great pleasure in the Henry Kissinger memes, myself