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O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit (www.theonion.com)

submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Rest in Piss.

Truly one of the great failings of Justice.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 16 points 8 months ago

It sure was, when they let a literal Nazi cop on the force to eventually fuck up the legitimacy of the case, and who the hell knows what else... Something tells me OJ wasn't the only killer in that courtroom.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

"Cops framed a guilty man."

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 months ago

And a good example for not excusing bad behavior just because someone is a star athlete