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Attack geese.
I'd normally suggest that attack geese are against geneva conventions or something... but these guys.... they got it coming.
They aren't legal combatants, it's all fine.
oh. good. glad that's sorted. Lets also activate the uplands geese for naval operations.
I wonder how much it would cost to train wild pigeons to shit on their shit. and how much that would cost... them.
Birds cannot control when they poop, so they'll have to patrol their target.
Which, when you think about it, is even more terrifying
I was thinking something like that bird feeder that taught magpies to turn in trash for food.
they poop on a BP gas station... and get a reward.
Hell yeah, biological weaponry of mass destruction
its for a good cause,