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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Somebody needs to make life take those lemons back!

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago
[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

I propose some variety of arson… with the lemons.

[-] elvith@feddit.de 24 points 2 months ago

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Cave Johnson

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!

[-] elvith@feddit.de 11 points 2 months ago

Dad, are we really trying to create combustible lemons?

Yes, we arson!

this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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