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Maybe you just need to get some sun (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I lost 80 pounds and my stomach still hurts a ton when ever I eat, what's the next step doctor?

Doc: *surprised Pikachu face *

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Uhh cigarettes are bad for you?"

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I was told by a doctor at 12 that I should never drink soda, caffeine, alcohol, or smoke to try to reduce stomach pain.

Also I'm a male so it can't be period pains or pregnancy.

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Haha oh yeah and I was in character responding to your fake useless doctor.

The things lazy doctors always wanna blame: Weight Pregnancy Period Smoking Lack of sleep Stress

The last one is fun, because how do you argue you're not stressed? I can prove I'm not the other ones. But I'm here for the 4th time this year, I spent all last weekend vomiting after following the laid out diet perfectly, yes, yes I'm stressed!

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm just playing off the fact that no matter what your problem is doctors will always tell you to stop smoking.

Broke your arm? Stop smoking.
Etc etc

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world -3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's really fucking shit honestly, I've left doctors over that.

Yes, I know I need to quit smoking, but that's an entirely separate issue from whatever the fuck is causing my foot to swell up like a balloon

[–] sep@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I know what you say is true in your case.

But it is unfortunatly not that uncommon that people have to amputate a leg or 2 due to complications from smoking.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Sounds like you need a poop transplant