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Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] Kalkaline@leminal.space 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You gotta be faster than the speed of light, then you can kiss yourself on the cheek in the mirror.

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

That would be a trick and a half.