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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but the people in this thread are clearly trained professionals, why else would they be speaking with such authority?

Surely they aren't just talking out of their asses? Right?

[–] trafficnab@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As a trained professional ass talker, I can confirm (with authority) that these people are not doing it

[–] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

May we ass you some questions? Don’t get too close, your breath is terrible.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Well shit, I guess that's that.