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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

With GPS and weather monitoring, you can be charged by the minute for RainModePro, which uses unique WeatherSeal (closes windows) technology dynamically to keep you dry*. Guaranteed**.

Requires Internet connection. Product wll disable rain seal if verification is not confirmed during weather event.

*Dryness is a state of mind.

**Not guaranteed after purchase.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

***Enabling or disabling this feature will void your warranty