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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

With GPS and weather monitoring, you can be charged by the minute for RainModePro, which uses unique WeatherSeal (closes windows) technology dynamically to keep you dry*. Guaranteed**.

Requires Internet connection. Product wll disable rain seal if verification is not confirmed during weather event.

*Dryness is a state of mind.

**Not guaranteed after purchase.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

***Enabling or disabling this feature will void your warranty