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Buy 10,000 paperclips and scatter them throughout the house. Hide the target one somewhere obscure. It'll take more than 24 hours for him to find the exact right one.
In five minutes!?
Ah, I missed that part. In that case I would straighten out the paperclip into a long, flat line and hide it inside something metal, so it can't be found with a metal detector. Perhaps slip it inside the air vent in the back of my tv.