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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 191 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Those videos they did 16 years ago were some of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 135 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"America's gays too precious to risk in combat" is legendary

[–] aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for giving me a goal today. I must watch this lol

[–] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)
[–] aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Ohhh I came back to thank you for sending me down a rabbit hole. And we have an edit with more 🙏💜Watched like 10 of them yesterday and man. It’s sad we ever lost them…

[–] wick@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago
[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 7 months ago

The ninja parade is solid gold, as well.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is easily my favorite video ever, made by the Onion.

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

Her "uuuugh sigh" is so good

[–] SpacetimeMachine@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My personal fav was "Congressman makes preemptive apology for extramarital affair"

https://youtu.be/jNX518hfghU

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 7 months ago

I loved the autistic reporter series

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The stupid fucking piece of shit that doesn’t do what it god damn well should video cracks me up every time

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

That content was truly peak satire. I remember automatically downloading each episode onto my iPod Video to watch them. Good times

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

The marijuana one was my favorite since it randomly played one of about a dozen videos when you played the video.

So if you played it twice, it was a different video. If you shared it with a friend, a different video.

The general story told in each video was the same, some only having minor changes and others being completely unhinged.

[–] thrawn@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I hope they bring back the same actors. I saw Duncan Birch in Always Sunny recently and it reminded me how much I love the cast of ONN.