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Getting philosophical (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] captain_oni@lemmy.world 59 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Everyone knows chicken are feathered men.

[–] username_unavailable@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Feathered bipeds

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

When Plato asserted that man was a featherless biped, Diogenes stood, brandished the bald chicken and shouted, “Behold—a man!” Plato, perhaps missing the point of Diogenes' criticism, then continued to amend his definition to “featherless biped with flat, broad nails.

It has been known for millennia that men are featherless chickens. Get with the program people.

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

But he's not a man, he's a Chicken Boo!

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Not this turkey, unless your goose is cooked