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Gobbo disappointment (media.kbin.social)

submitted 5 months ago by PugJesus@kbin.social to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 131 points 5 months ago (58 children)

I mean, cute in a 2D depiction, with a lot of detail missing, but think of the reality of the situation.

Probably smells like shit, literally. Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish.

Probably has no idea what a toothbrush is, chunks of meat stuck between teeth until the enzymes in her saliva break it down over weeks.

Anatomically incompatible, probably.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 99 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (18 children)

Bro, the genre's called fantasy for a reason.

Why you gotta ruin my dream of finding someone who loves me for myself? Unrealistic though it might be...

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Why is your dream a tiny filthy goblin? You can do better.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 82 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Like a big filthy goblin?

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am a big filthy goblin pretty much. A hobgoblin, if you will.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago

knobgobblin'

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Holding out for orc husbando myself.

[–] orrk@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

then hit me up if your still looking

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 8 points 5 months ago

I think that might just be a hobgoblin?

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I don't think I could go with someone who's like 2 feet tall.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

You! You…height-ist!

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