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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The only grocery store near to me has shopping carts... with poles extending upward toward the ceiling.

They also have signs which hang from the ceiling, most of which hang 3 inches lower than the poles are tall.

The aisles are also so small, and have end stands, such that often a single cart cannot even actually turn into them.

Fuck my life.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

time to flirt with the manager and compliment them on their pinata store.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 months ago

Unfortunately the manager appears to be a 60 something lady who seems 60 + a life time of chain smoking if that makes sense.

I have had relationships with women a few years older than me before, but not a few decades.

Nope nope nope