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Taylor Swift Begins Day By Playing Video Reminding Travis Kelce Who She Is, How Long They’ve Dated (www.theonion.com)

submitted 8 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago

I initially read it as, "Travis Kelce is so lucky that Taylor Swift feels obligated to remind him every morning." CTE makes more sense, but isn't quite as amusing.

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