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‘Sorry I’m Late—These Protesters Were A Nightmare,’ Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conference
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I was under the impression that the federal government hasn't been involved in the suppression of students' protests.
They sure haven't been involved in stopping the suppression of student protests, either.
What powers can the federal government exercise to interfere?
I'm not aware of anything Biden can do without the approval of congress, but if there is we should start advocating for it.
Our well meaning but powerless president, their iron handed despotic tyrant,