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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 93 points 2 months ago

Apparently, some women are making comprehensive "sex lists" on their phones, i.e. writing down everyone they've ever slept with.

What?

Also here's my list:

[-] tabris@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

As a gay man, most of my list doesn't have names. Why would I remember their names? Some I didn't even ask.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 49 points 2 months ago
[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago

Jokes on you, they lied, they're actually a woman!

Now it's sad and creepy!

I don't understand why gay men get a pass for sleeping around but hetero men and especially women get slut shamed.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

...............hetro men get slut shamed??? When did THIS start???

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Circa 2012ish

It's a zoomer thing. Very recent phenomenon.

[-] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

The kind of people who slut-shame are probably not that progressive towards gay men either

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

They totally are. It's this weird neo-prudishness among young people.

[-] Squizzy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Is it a pass, that comment didnt sound appealing to me regardless of who wrote it.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I'd go the opposite direction and say we should stop being so prudish, personally.

But at least you're consistent.

[-] Squizzy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I said it doesnt appeal to me, I didnt say I judge it one way or the other. Being a prude doesnt come into it. For me the gender or orientation of that statement wouldnt change my view of the person making the comment.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm a straight man, but I used to work for a shitty hotel. One year they had a gay leather convention. So the hotel was sold out from out of state gay men wearing leather.

Well, I saw the greatest moment in hookup history. I was checking some guy into his room. Another guy says "Hi, I'm Tom. Are you single, and ready to play?"

And the other guy said "No. I have many boyfriends, but we're all ready to play. Come up to room 215, and bring friends. We'll make it the best room in the whole hotel!"

Which quite frankly is absurd. Room 215 is generic on it's BEST day! It's no room 321, that's for sure!

Still though. I watched a guy go from "Hi, my name is...." to ".....and thats the orgy we're hosting!" All in 2 sentences. And it was SMOOTH!!! Even I was like "Damn....I should check out this orgy......oh, right........it's all guys."

When you see how efficent that orgy proposal was, even the Germans are impressed.

[-] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

gay man

tabris

Is that an evangelion reference?

[-] totally_notAcat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh wow I have the same list.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I have a list like that. It's important to keep track. because I want to remember things for the sake of remembering them. If I don't write them down I will forget. also when someone asks you how many people you've slept with, you will have the number readily available.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

I just keep an integer and update it each time.

Sometimes I have to decrement it. Those aren’t the best days.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

How are you decrementing it? Time Travel

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

My best friend is my tracker. If someone asks me my number, I have to check with her because I can never be sure.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"How many people have you slept with?"

"Funny you should ask...."

pulls out rollodex

"And Zane had a pet bunny rabbit named Britney. Wait, no, Britney had the pet bunny named Zane.....ah dammit, now we gotta start at the begining!"

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

You say there is a data literacy problem underlying data security?

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

My previous roommate keeps a spreadsheet with notes.

this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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