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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[โ€“] BoJack@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I once survived 3 days without pooping at a festival. The secret was 15 liters of beer and ~ 9 cans of ravioli. But I peed A LOT.

[โ€“] Browning@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... Like a horse?

[โ€“] treadful@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

Horses don't eat ravioli

[โ€“] Discoslugs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

9 cans of ravioli.

Ouch

[โ€“] Nommer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.

[โ€“] DovahFiST@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

But I did, and I'm ashamed of myself.

[โ€“] oldfart@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Larger amounts of beer have a laxative effect, at least on me. Hey Lemmy, who's the odd one, me or BoJack?

[โ€“] Lightor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm with you man. A night of drinking will empty me out the next morning.