82
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

I’m kidding here, but the similarities are odd. The weather is always between 70F and 85F all year round. The biggest threat to you on the island are apples. You shouldn’t eat the apples that grow on the island; the small green ones are poisonous. Oh, and it isn’t easy to immigrate there. It’s a place where only few people are allowed to reside. Oh, and did I mention the abundant variety of plants and animals on the island?

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Do you really believe Jesus couldn't travel through time?

[-] 7uWqKj@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

User name checks out. Are you from Texas, or are you drunk, or both? Well, you’re forgiven because either would explain why you’d believe he could (if he existed).

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm both, but apparently someone's sarcasm detector needs calibration. Alternatively my sarcasm creator needs a bit of tweaking.

I'm well aware that Doc Brown, Marty McFly, Bill, Ted, and The Doctor are the only people who can time travel.

[-] n0m4n@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
82 points (82.0% liked)

Showerthoughts

28307 readers
724 users here now

A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

Rules

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS