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Man decides it’s just easier to become climate change denier than waste his life washing out food containers (newsthump.com)
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[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

capitalism isn't concerned with any of the Rs

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There are some Rs that they like, though:

  • Revenue
  • Republicans; and
  • Registered trademarks
[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago

Don't forget the hard one