The Onion

4509 readers

1607 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

seahorse@midwest.social

pbrisgreat@midwest.social

818

17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising (www.theonion.com)

submitted 6 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

13 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

"This incubator mattress pad is brought to you by Casper mattresses. Casper mattresses was one of the earliest direct-to-consumer mattresses for new borns. They disrupted the traditional mattress purchasing process by offering online selling. They sell just one model, which means there’s no decision paralysis while shopping. With a 100-day return policy, a compact package, and no need to go to a showroom, there is plenty of incentive to try them out."

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We make picking a mattress so easy it'll make you fall asleep!