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17 Days In Incubator Longest Time Premature Baby Will Go Without Being Exposed To Advertising (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Babies can't see for shit when they're just born. Maybe the pampers logo in their diaper, but even that's a stretch.