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submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Wish I'd thought of the nuclear reactor kit. Prob not what she wanted, but I'm sure she'd have assembled it out of politeness and that would be cool.