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His pants fit like a glove!

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[-] cowfodder@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

*3 penises. 5 would necessitate 7 "legs" in the pants.

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Or 7 "fingers."

[-] Die4Ever@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe he has 5 penises and no legs

this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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