*3 penises. 5 would necessitate 7 "legs" in the pants.
Maybe he has 5 penises and no legs
Or 7 "fingers."
Amateur. I can do that with just one penis!
Genital warts?
No. One weiner, 2 balls, and my 2 earbuds, just like any normal person.
Where do you store your earbuds?
Oof. Swing and a miss. Count your fingers, people.
This is the real joke.
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