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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

NGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Alternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie.

"YOUR PARENTS WILL NOT BE BACK"

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. "It's The Orphanizer, From Ronco!"

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they've been orphans all along?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seems like it'd be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I assumed it's something parents buy for their children.