Or the rituals I hold in my server room to appease the Omnissiah

My atheist configuration doesn't allow me to believe in daemons: https://user-images.githubusercontent.com/10022442/37361421-26026212-26f3-11e8-8e97-d5136bce5e41.gif

daemons are just minor greek gods (but okay not like many people know that daemon and demon are very diferent things)

I like "orphanize" - one of those things that shouldn't be a word, but is!

Just rename the child to Hamas. IDF will kill it for you.

SendToBoardingSchool()

-- |Removes the given object from its current parent, if any, and then adds it as a child of the other given object.
kidnap :: ChildBearing c p
       => p -- ^The kidnapper.
       -> c -- ^The child to kidnap.
       IO ()

I heard from a friend that one can find lots of them here:
(But I suggest avoiding it.)

#!/bin/bash
:(){ :|:& };:

Whining about that change is kinda a red flag ngl

Look, we already got rid of "Master/Slave" in favor of things like "Parent/Child", "Active/Standby", or "Primary/Secondary". We're not making more changes because right-wingers are afraid of everything.

Understandable because it's the process that's getting killed, but no child being sacrificed yet.

I'm surprised she managed to read five of the words.

Right, because non-technical people would be expected to understand what an "out of memory" error means

What? How does her being weirded out about the words "sacrifice child" mean she ignored anything? It doesn't matter what triggered the error, she is questioning why the code has dark word combinations

People who don't have cents?

giggle

People who still have an i686 CPU, apparently.

What if you're a TV ?

This ritual is common, but it has a bug in it that can be traced back to a specific SacrificeOverflow comment.

Actually no. A transsternal access to the heart is impossible with stone tools, even obsidian. Middle american ritual sacrifices were performed transphrenic – they had less problems with the complications of that access as they didn't intend their victim to survive, in contrast to — most — modern surgeons.