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Anon catches his wife (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You could say it's over Für Elise

[–] tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No. You cannot say that.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

But he already did, whatcha gonna do now?

[–] tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

I will stridently, and with great determination, do nothing at all.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

keep rollin'

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All those years working in the classical department at Tower Records finally paying off with this joke.

[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My family disowned me, my wife left me and I now live in a barrel. But it was all worth it. For this one moment.

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Barrel dwelling loners rise up