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Dad is full of surprises (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 61 points 6 months ago

I don't know why people don't believe this story. One time my buddy and I raced each other to a local bar and whoever lost had to buy the drinks. Anyway, I'm doing 60 in a 35 MPH zone when I see the flashing lights behind me. I pulled over and gave the cop my story, and wouldn't you believe it the cop escorted me to jail.